EARL+AND+HIS+ADVENTURES


 * __ EARL'S ADVENTURES  __**
 * Earl, the polar bear, was tired of looking at nothing but snow and ice. There was snow as far as he could see. “I’m tired of this snow” Earl told his ancient mother. “I’m going to go where I can see something different.” “But you are a polar bear”, said his elderly mother. It didn’t matter to Earl. He packed up his heavy things and went to the doctor’s office, and while he was there he got a checkup, x-ray, cast, cat-scan, and he was feeling okay. **


 * Then, he went to the dentist office next door and got a cavity filled, and an ugly tooth was pulled. Then they said “go back to the doctor’s office”. And that’s what he did. They had to give him C.P.R., because he fainted during the 2nd cat-scan. “It was horrible,” Earl said blankly. Next, he saw a pug named Cauliflower. Earl thought she was cute. He asked her out. She said yes. **


 * They went to a restaurant called, A Place Where Polar Bears and Pugs go out. They shared the Ala Burrito Special, and it was only $1.99, “It was so good,” Earl said. Cauliflower told him she’d never seen a polar bear before. Earl told her excitedly that he was from the North Pole and never had a unique job before. **

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 * They weirdly were so happy together. The next day Earl got his cast taken off, because the doctors reviewed the x-ray, and it wasn’t broken. Then they got some pasta to eat. Finally, they lived in the North Pole forever, and got to know Santa.



 